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"I SAID ALL YOU CAN EAT, NOT EAT ALL​!​"

from IN THE ARMY NOW by EMCEE M.D.

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This song is about how i go to the chinese buffet and eat everything.... true story!

lyrics

It's...

Dinner time in buffalo
716
I'm cruisin to the buffet
Chinese on my list
I'm a hungry hungry hippo
and I've came eat
they all run to kitchen
when they see
EMCEE M.D.

I walk into the place
I wanna feed my face
The waitress asked me “Booth or
table space”

I said
“I'm just 1 guy
but I'll take a booth
cuz the amount of plates i'll stack is
pretty uncouth.

I'll take jasmine tea and some
chopsticks please
then grabbed a plate of sushi
to bring someone to their knees

Spicy tuna, egg rolls
peanut chicken
sashimi
The staff is on alert now
every time
they see me

And if you think I'm done,
you better get a clue
that was only round 1
I'm going up for round 2


So fresh
so good
so tasty
MmmmmMmmmmMmmmMmmmmm



I grabbed 2 plates
put some duck on my slab
out the corner of my eye
They're fillin up the crab

Everyone ran
but I got there first
and loaded those plates
until my wrist started to hurt

It was mountain of legs
I could barely see
When the guy behind me saw it he said
“You gotta be kidding me!”

The sweet and sour pork
That's my next pick
And 8 chicken teriyakies
grilled on a stick

White rice is nice
with octopus
on ice
with big mound of cantaloupe
and a pineapple slice

It's been a couple hours
Man I hope they're open late
cuz I want a little cake
there's still room on my plate

Hey man, sometimes a man's just gotta eat
some of us just eat lot more than others
haha, a few extra servings more
Besides, tempura shrimp don't say no to nobody
MmmmmmMmmmm.


Plate 3
plate 4
I ain't done,
I want more
plate 5,
plate 6
Wit a whole lotta dim sum and
General Tso in the mix


Now
I walk up ta the counter
ta pay my bill
I can barely even stand
cuz I'm overly filled

I dive into my wallet but my wallet
was bear
I grabbed a mint and tried ta run
while I said “See ya later”

The chef popped out
he was ready to attack
with a clever in his hand he said
“in kitchen fat boy”
now I'm scrubbing dishes alone in the back


MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmMmmmmmm
it was worth it though
haha
just wait til next week

credits

from IN THE ARMY NOW, track released April 3, 2015
All music and lyrics written by Mark Miller aka Emcee M.D.

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EMCEE M.D. Akron, New York

The official BIO of EMCEE M.D. can be found on the EMCEE M.D. web page and also the facebook

Here is a short bio for bandcamp:

Mark Miller aka EMCEE M.D. hails from a small town called Akron in New York. The musical style is basically stemmed from the roots of old school hip hop/rap, with traces of funk, punk, etc. He has played many Comic/Video Game conventions, Festivals, and concerts events. ... more

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