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GIFT RAP
03:04
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Twas the night before Christmas in
Buffalo
The scenery was nice
there was lots of snow
My girlie's on the way with the
mistletoe
so we can warm up this ice cold
studio
I got her a gift
she'd think was pleasant
The only problem is
I suck at rappin' presents
so it better be good
or I'll look like a sap
It's time ta grab the microphone
I'm gonna bust a gift rap
Gift Rap...G--- G-- Gift Rap (3x)
G- G- G-G- G- G-Gift Rap
(1st 2 bars of frosty the snowman into DJ)
I put the box
in the middle of the paper
I had some tape ready,
some glue, and a stapler
I took both ends
and folded them up
then did a shot of eggnog
out my cup
I tried to tape the sides
that I creased
The paper unraveled
when I released
I didn't know I glued the present
to the floor
That's when I heard a
knock at the door
“Honey... I'm here”
Uh... Coming
(Santa Ho Ho Chuckles)
I had ta act fast
and wrap her gift
I can't believe she got
here so crazy quick
I rushed like a madman
'hope the corners ta fit
but to my dismay
I heard the paper rip
I tried to hide the damage
with a big fat bow
that was stapled 50 times
so the rip won't show
I put on the final touches,
some streamers and glitter
hey, I can't wrap a present
but I ain't no quitter
I answered the door
Man I'm glad she's patient
Then shed glanced over at my
abomination
She looked at the package
and threw to the side
instead pushed me to the couch
it's mistletoe time
Hahaha, yeah
Gift Rap...G--- G-- Gift Rap (3x)
G- G- G-G- G- G-Gift Rap
Haha,
Happy Holidays everybody
from me, Emcee M.D.
Don't drink to much eggnog now,
save me some for new years
Ha Ha
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EMCEE M.D. Akron, New York
The official BIO of EMCEE M.D. can be found on the EMCEE M.D. web page and also the
facebook
Here is a short bio for bandcamp:
Mark Miller aka EMCEE M.D. hails from a small town called Akron in New York. The musical style is basically stemmed from the roots of old school hip hop/rap, with traces of funk, punk, etc. He has played many Comic/Video Game conventions, Festivals, and concerts events.
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